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ESpy Schmuck

What is the ESpy Schmuck?

From dictionary.com, Schmuck: n. Slang - A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.






Past ESpy Schmucks


Music videos or Soft Porn

June 2003

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November 2002

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October 2002

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September 2002

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June 2002









Monthly Schmuck


First Britney, now Christina. What’s with the current glut of music videos that trade on soft-porn images? I finally got around to watching Christina Aguillera’s music video, “Dirty”. I’ve seen parts of it before, but didn’t pay much attention.

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